542 bainbridge, brooklyn ny

the other day i was leaving our new apartment and our super, named super offered to drive me the four or five blocks i was about to walk to our previous sublease.

upon entering his large burgundy van he poured some bicardi and lemon iced snappled into a stryrafome cup for one of his mexican roofers and the spirits of bushwick.

long story short. he got very very drunk while driving me all over the place for 7 hours rather than dropping me off. i ended up getting pretty drunk also, in addition to smoking one thousand cigarettes. he took me to his home and showed off his shower and clear toilet seat with quarters all around and a dollar bill in the middle. i poured myself another drink in his kitchen while he did bumps and then we hit the road again. he bought me mcdonalds, a pack of cigarettes and gave me a crisp 50 for hanging out with him all fucking day, before he dropped me off no where near where i wanted to end up.

i then took the g, walked to the j which never fucking comes, took the m and then finally got to the j.

walking down the platform i called to find out i got 97 bucks in food stamps. i spent over ten hours doing bullshit, waiting and getting bitched at for no reason in order to get them, so unless they keep putting money on there for a while - i suggest finding a fucking job and buying your own food instead.

i wish i had a camera, because i've never had so many cold vitamin water's. also - we are living in our new spot. a three br railroad bitch that is a dream cum thru.

hopefully a new camera and photos soon, as this girl named "sdot" stole everyone's shit from our sublease, including our camera and possibly a car.