movie reviews

10,000 BC, from this day forward will be known as "Movie for Retards." that would actually be a cool name of a sympathy driven mockumentary about the universe of an actual retard. what the fuck is that love story movie with an all mentally retarded cast? want to get my hands on that.

anyways, in 10,000 bc the multitude of mammoths looked pretty fucking cool, whereas the single sabertooth with a pivitol role looked like shit. they also had some horrible looking obvious blue screen screens. fuck this movie, dont go see it. it needed better writing, some more millions of dollars, and at least one famous or really good actor.

sure did fool me with that fucking poster! independence day still rules.


saw the mist the other day on a whim. weighed it against P2. i had read a horrible short synopsis of the movie a week or so ago and it made me go limp. but shit, p2 looks really fucking horrible. sucks that the creepy kid from american beauty is just playing another creepy kid in p2. anyone seen him in anything since american beauty? tough break, no biz like...

the mist started off with lots of fbombs, which i liked. it quickly felt like an pisode of twilight zone, with a somewhat (intended, i hope) creamed cheese factor. somewhat long story short, go fucking see it. would be go under the influence of any substance, bring a flask with, or get stoned before you go. it sports a cast that includes the dude who played truman capote in in cold blood, and the sherminator from the beloved american pie movies.

correction: "In 2006 he portrayed Truman Capote in the biopic Infamous." saw a portion of that in laos. seemed just as good as the more popular capote film. never would have thought that it came out in 06 though. low budget and around the same time as the psh version?

all of my horrible feelings of leaving this country will have to wait til i land either in taiwan, la, or get back to the ranch in texas, as this joint is closing, and i'm sure this nice thai woman hates me enoughas it is, being the final standing farrang fuck.

love and shitstained kisses,

dandy